Corporate · finance & marketing teams
Gifting that survives the close.
Deal closings, offsites, and holiday drops for people who say “synergies” unironically — and then buy the tee.
Volume tiers · joke + useful
How the units work
12–24
Closing dinner kit
Hats + mugs for the table that stayed late. Soft branding welcome.
25–49
Offsite drop
Tees sized like a Cap Table: mostly M/L, a few wildcards.
50–99
Firm-wide flex
Visors optional. Compliments mandatory.
100+
Tombstone alternative
Skip the acrylic. Send wearable proof the deal closed.
Ideas
Closing dinner & tombstone alternatives
- Closing dinner: Place-card visors or “SOFT CLOSE” tees. Pair with a SEND THE DECK mug for the associate who actually sent it.
- Tombstone alternative: A boxed Deal Team Bundle with a one-line deal code embroidered (via Custom → Bulk). Less shelf dust, more stranger bait.
- Offsite: Matching EBITDA hats for the photo, then everyone keeps theirs. Culture > lanyards.
- Marketing kickoff: The Marketer Bundle — ROAS tee, ROI hat, SHOW ME THE ROI mug.
Logo co-branding: Quiet left-chest marks or under-brim text available on request. We will not put your logo where EBITDA belongs unless you ask nicely (and pay for the sample).
Next step
Tell us the roster
Use the bulk form for quantities, sizes, and ship-to. Use Design Your Own if the phrase isn’t in The Glossary yet.