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Black · The Original

EBITDA Dad Hat

Navy / Black

EBITDA Tee

Black Bella+Canvas 3001

YOU HAD ME AT EBITDA Tee

White · Navy print

SYNERGIES (or whatever) Tee

Navy · Green accent

EBITDA Mug · 15oz

White glossy

ASK ME ABOUT MY MULTIPLES Tee

Black · Featured

ASK ME ABOUT MY MULTIPLES Dad Hat

Navy · Two-line embroidery

WILL WORK FOR CARRY Tee

Navy · PE hunger

FULLY DILUTED Tee

Black · Happy-hour math

HOCKEY STICK GROWTH Tee

White · Green chart

MOVE FAST AND BREAK COVENANTS Tee

Black · Credit agreement energy

ROUNDING ERROR Tee

Navy · Immaterial

CIRCLE BACK Dad Hat

Black · Follow-up required

LBO Dad Hat

Navy · Three letters

BPS Visor

Black · Basis points

MY BURN RATE IS CAFFEINE Mug

15oz · Daily burn

SHOW ME THE CASH FLOW Mug

15oz · Show me

QUIET PERIOD Mug

15oz · No guidance

MARGIN EXPANSION Tee

Black tee · Dad-bod seasonality

PRE-REVENUE Tee

Navy · but post-vibes

DON'T CARE, FRIDAY Tee

White · DCF energy

IRR-ESISTIBLE Tee

Black · Pun approved

ADJUSTED EBITDA Dad Hat

Navy · Short embroidery

LEVERAGED Dad Hat

Black · One word

OOO Visor

Black · Out of office

PER MY LAST EMAIL Mug

15oz

LET'S TAKE THIS OFFLINE Mug

15oz

COFFEE IS MY RECURRING REVENUE Mug

15oz

GOING CONCERN Tee

Black · Late-night audit energy

NON-RECURRING Tee

Black · one-time item

BOARD-APPROVED NAP Tee

Navy · Governance you can feel

CAP TABLE FOR TWO Tee

Black or White · Matching pair energy

SANDBAGGING Dad Hat

Navy · Lowball quietly

HAIRCUT Dad Hat

Black · Valuation trim

PIVOT Dad Hat

Black · Strategy, rewritten

DRY POWDER Visor

Black · Capital on standby

SEND THE DECK Mug

White 15oz · Slide culture

THIS COFFEE IS CAPEX Mug

White 15oz · Capitalized caffeine

DEAL FATIGUE Mug

White 15oz · Closing week

ROI-AL FAMILY Tee

Black · Crown optional, vibe required

ROAS BEFORE BROS Tee

Navy · Paid media loyalty

ROAS IS UP. I'M DOWN BAD. Tee

Black · Dashboard mood

NOT PROFITABLE, JUST HAPPY Tee

White · Startup honesty

PROFIT TAKING Dad Hat

Navy · Lock in gains

ROI Dad Hat

Black · Quiet luxury

SHOW ME THE ROI Mug

White 15oz · CFO energy

MY ROI IS COFFEE Mug

White 15oz · Liquid returns