The Original

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The most passive-aggressive toast in corporate America. Dishwasher safe. Feelings optional.
Printed on demand. Typical ship window about 3–7 business days.
Placeholder copy — finalize with Printful.
Finance terms, adjusted for humor. Type-only designs for people who live in decks and still somehow have a social life.
Pair it with the rest of the deal-team kit.