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Premium merch for people who live in spreadsheets and still somehow have a social life.

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Black EBITDA visor product shot
Flagship SKU

The Original Visor

One black visor. One trip to Mexico. Too many strangers asking where to get one. This is that visor.

FabricBlack cotton twill
MarkWhite embroidery
FitAdjustable strap
SizeOne size
$38
The Original
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Born when strangers kept stopping a traveler on a beach to compliment three letters that finance people say every day.

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Best sellers (so far).

The originals that started the portfolio. Shop all →

Featured positions

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Flagship visor first. Then hats, tees, and drinkware for the rest of the deal team.

The Original Black EBITDA visor studio shot Woman wearing the EBITDA visor on the beach

EBITDA Visor

$38

Black · Embroidered white wordmark · The one that started it

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Navy EBITDA dad hat

EBITDA Dad Hat

$34

Navy / Black · Structured comfort for unstructured weekends

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Black EBITDA t-shirt

EBITDA Tee

$34

Black Bella+Canvas 3001 · Soft enough for earnings week

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YOU HAD ME AT EBITDA white t-shirt

YOU HAD ME AT EBITDA Tee

$34

White tee · Navy print · For the romantic who still runs a DCF

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SYNERGIES or whatever navy t-shirt

SYNERGIES (or whatever) Tee

$34

Navy tee · Honest branding for dishonest slide decks

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White EBITDA mug

EBITDA Mug · 15oz

$24

White glossy · Holds roughly one mid-morning crisis

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The Glossary

Finance terms, adjusted for humor.

Batch 4 is live: LTV beats CAC, attribution theater, and MoM shade. Open the Glossary →

The original black EBITDA visor held over a clear lake
Our story

It started with a visor.

One EBITDA visor. One trip to Mexico. Too many strangers asking where to get one.

No logo farm. No meme-of-the-week. Just a clean black visor with one word finance people actually say out loud — and somehow that was enough to stop people on the beach.

1 custom visor
MX origin trip
∞ “where’d you get that?”
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Lookbook

Spotted in the wild.

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EBITDA visors at the pool CAP TABLE FOR TWO at brunch ROAS BEFORE BROS at coworking DRY POWDER on the mountain
Gift Guide

For the banker, the marketer, the board.

Curated jokes that survive due diligence.

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LBO dad hat at a tailgate
Field notes

Spotted in the wild.

Courts, docks, colonial streets, fairways. Same visor. Different balance sheets.

Woman in an EBITDA visor on a pickleball court
Pickleball · Match point
Man in an EBITDA visor on a fishing boat
Cabo · On the water
Couple walking in San Miguel wearing EBITDA visors
San Miguel · Offsite
Man in an EBITDA visor on a golf course
Fairway · After close
Friends on the beach wearing EBITDA visors at sunset
Beach · Group offsite
Ideal LPs

Built for people who say “circle back” unironically.

FB

Finance bros

Gym at 5. Markets at 6. Visor at all times.

PE

PE & IB

Deal toys are fine. Wearable ones are better.

FO

Founders

Because “runway” looks better embroidered than in a deck.

MBA

MBAs

Case competition energy. Actually wearable.

CG

Corporate gifting

Bulk orders for the deal team. Synergies included.
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