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LTV > CAC Tee

$34

The only inequality that matters after the pitch.

Color
Size
Size guide (placeholder)
Quantity
Ordering for the deal team? 12+ units
Details
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Black tee · white LTV / green > / white CAC
  • Unisex · S–3XL
Shipping & returns

Printed on demand. Typical ship window about 3–7 business days. See FAQ.

Placeholder copy — finalize with Printful.

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